Silly Quotes

• Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."
• "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
• "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan
• Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
• A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
• "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
• "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
• Illiterate? Write For Help
• A repair shop:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)