07 September 2005

Silly Quotes

Posted by ~*Dandelicious Princess*~ at 8:28:00 AM
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  • Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil."
  • "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
  • "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan
  • Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  • Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
  • A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  • "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
  • "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • A repair shop:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

2 comments:

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SEVEN said...

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!"
Pakai Memory Stick la skrang...hehehehe.

 

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