13 September 2005

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

Posted by ~*Dandelicious Princess*~ at 8:09:00 AM
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I want to share this stuff emailed to me by my boss. Nice! Really make me laugh.

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

3 comments:

SEVEN said...

Tak aci.....saya baru nak post...huhuhuhuhuhu

~*pie*~ said...
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~*pie*~ said...

heheheh.. nasib baik pantas.

 

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